- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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