- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

vitamin c

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Granny porn!

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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