Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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