- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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