- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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