Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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