A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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