- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What did the president do for the people? ...

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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