What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What does? 42

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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