- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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