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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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