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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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