- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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