What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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