i found waldo.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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