- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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