- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

class is canceled. My professor died.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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