Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Continents are large islands.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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