- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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