- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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