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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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