Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What is 9+10? 19

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Caroline Kelly.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Phew... it's gone.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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