- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

whats black and strange a paki

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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