*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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I went to work today....

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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