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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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