The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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