why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Male leadership.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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