How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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