What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Mooses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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