- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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