- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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