What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

A car walks into a bar.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

You know whats better than 24? 25

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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