Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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