A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Chuck Norris.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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