- Anti Joke

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out