- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Women's rights.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Neil is a reterd.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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