If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

No soup for you!

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Shltskc gw? G

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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