- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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