- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Your mother is so fat.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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