One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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The FCC

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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