Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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y u no like me joke?

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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I love you

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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- Helen Keller

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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