What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

rocky is here again.......................

What long black and tasty? Licorice

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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