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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Trump will make America great again.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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