- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

say it ten times fast: oh

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Julian Ha.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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