Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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