Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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