Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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