"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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