Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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the bible

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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y u no like me joke?

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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I love you

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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