What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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