- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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