Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Anti Joke

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