- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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