knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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