- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Neil is a reterd.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what to call someone thats gay zak

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Moral

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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