- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??