Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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WILLYS

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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This is a joke.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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