What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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