How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

You had better thumbs up this post.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

I used to know what alzheimers was

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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