- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What does two plus two equal? 4

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

an american walks out of a strip club.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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