- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What is white and long? A New York winter

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

guy walks into a bar, ouch

yolo your orange looks orange

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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