- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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