- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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