Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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