How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

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