Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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