What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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