What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Womens rights.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Nobody cares maddie!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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