Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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like most people my age. im 27

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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black people

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Women's rights

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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