- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What is green and slow Grass.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

WOw you have no life

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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