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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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