- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

a. why? b. because

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Asian women drivers...

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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