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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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