- Anti Joke

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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