Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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