What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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I was watching Fox news.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Anti Joke

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