- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Your sex life.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

batman farted so hes retarded

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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