What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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