- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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