Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

what do you call a black guy african american

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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