What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Boner

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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