How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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