why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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