- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

dyslexic's Untie

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Connor is homo

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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