- Anti Joke

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What's blue? The sky.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.