- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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