Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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