- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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