- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

12 niqqa 12.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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