- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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