- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Please ignore this statement.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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