- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What fires shots? A gun

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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