What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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