Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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