What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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