A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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