- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

drew edminstin is a rat

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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