- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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