- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

No antijoke here.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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