What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Guest what in the butt

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Chicken

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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