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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

i cant STAND cripple jokes

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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