what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What's worse than this That :(

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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