What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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