When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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star wars kid

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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