- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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