Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Your mom.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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