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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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