- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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