what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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