- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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