Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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