- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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