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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

what's worse then a blowjob?

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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