Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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TELL

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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