- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Beka has AIDS

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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