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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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