There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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