- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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