yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Fine, ladies first.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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