A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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