- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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