- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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