What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Mogok Papiti.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Women deserve equal rights.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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TRICERATOPS!

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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