- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

hashtags suck balls

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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