whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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