XD Jackass.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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your mum

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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