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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Gay's

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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