I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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