- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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