why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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