- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??