- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Roses are red, yup.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Uh... What was emulating again?

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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