wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Anti Joke

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