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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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