i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A black student graduated High School

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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