Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Your girlfriend.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Good job, son.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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