- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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