Knock Knock Who's there

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Donald Trump

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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