Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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