- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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