- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Waffles ate my grandma

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

knock knock Goodbye

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What fires shots? A gun

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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