Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Dumbledore dies.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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