- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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