- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

CAVE JOHNSON.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

So these two girls have a cup .

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Fine, ladies first.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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