- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Knock, Knock Come in

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Please don't shoot me

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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