What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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