- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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