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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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