My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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You know what's funny? Rape

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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