- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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