Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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