How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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