- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am very humble.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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