- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Good job, son.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

i found waldo.

Your girlfriend.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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