- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Women's rights

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

I put my baby in a microwave.

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