- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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