Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Good job, son.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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i found waldo.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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