What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

HEY!

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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