Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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