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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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