Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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George W. Bush

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Good job, son.

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i found waldo.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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