- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Y u do dis?

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

what is red and smells like paint red paint

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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