- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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