- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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