- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

antonis sister is mighty fine

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Good job, son.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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