- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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