Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Asian women drivers...

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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How come grilled cheese?

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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butt sex

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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