What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Skrillex.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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