roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Women's rights

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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