- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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