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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

9/11 my birthday

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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