- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

your no better than a cockroach

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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