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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

no really what are ur names?

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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