- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

I enjoy Popcorn

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

a black guy hates chicken.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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