Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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