- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Rylan Clark

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Julian Ha.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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