- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Vote this down and get DOXED

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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