What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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