Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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