- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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