Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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tea with milk?

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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