- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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George W. Bush

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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