- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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