- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you make a car? You build it.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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