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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

No soap radio

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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