What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Women's rights

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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