"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Good job, son.

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