- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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