What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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