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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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