Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Your girlfriend.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Good job, son.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

i found waldo.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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