What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Roses are flowers.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Chlamydia

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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