- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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