- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Once, I went to Peru.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

There is no I in Pie except for the I

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Women's rights.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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