Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What do you call an blank test? an F

George W. Bush

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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