why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What is the name of the car? What

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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