- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

osama bin laden is dead

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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