- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Jesus Christ

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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