- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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