- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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