- Anti Joke

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.