- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

tea with milk?

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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