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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

what is red and smells like paint red paint

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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