- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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