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What's stupid a light bulb.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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