- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

George W. Bush

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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