- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

V I T A M I N C !

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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